i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
“Johnathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Lightwood Fairchild Herondale Fray Junior, stop jumping on the bed!”
“but we just call him J.C.W.M.L.F.H.F.J. for short”
I play the violin when I’m thinking. Sometimes I don’t talk for days on end. would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.
Don’t forget to read surah al kahf today! Hope everyone has a blessed Friday, inshallah :)